When people tell me I should stop being mean.

“Weed is not a drug, it’s a plant. Therefore, I’m not a drug dealer, I’m a florist.”

*friend request accepted* Let the stalking begin

When I see nudes In my dash.

When your teacher gets a haircut.

Girl: I’d rather be called beautiful than sexy

Guy: You’re beautiful
Girl: No I’m not
Guy:

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When your iPod/phone dies while you’re in school

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Being so bored it turns into depression

When someone erases the board while you’re still taking down notes.

When your mom is pissed and she starts yelling at you

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ON THE NEWS JUST NOW: CHILDREN ARE SLEEPING LESS THAN EVER DUE TO SOCIAL NETWORKING SITES

My parents are looking at me right now, like:

Me:

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When you mum scolds you and you start crying.

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The Hardest Decision of my Childhood.

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When one of your jacket strings is longer than the other,

I HATE THAT

Whipping your hair

Expectations:

Reality: